Numero Uno (press 1 for Enrish)

OK Douches and Douchettes, welcome to the inaugural post at GrumpyBottom.com. Here you will find nothing of value to anyone but the authors, so help me God. Ole Nater and myself (and anybody else who wants a platform to shout at at legion of blankly staring lemmings) plan on coming here and using it as a gigantic toilet in which to unload steaming pile after steaming pile of mental diarrhea. So have at it bitches. If you don't like what you see, we're thrilled. If you do, we're a little worried.