Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Why I love the Patriots #4,735













Because they know how to haze rooks!

The only thing better than making a rookie wear a wristband that says "My Dick Is Tiny Too" is having the Globe take the photo and publish it with the caption “The Patriots are refining Kevin O’Connell’s mechanics, but they believe he has the tools to be a top-flight quarterback.”

Haven't busted a gut yet? For those who didn't catch it in the Sunday edition, the editors then ran an apology reading "Editor’s note: A photo on Page C6 in Sunday’s Sports section showed Patriots rookie quarterback Kevin O’Connell wearing a wristband with inappropriate language written on it. The photo did not meet the Globe’s journalistic standards and should not have been published."

You can't make this shit up. I almost hope KOC ends up somewhere else so I can bring this picture back in 5 years and gloat for having wasted hard drive space for all that time.

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